Memorables with A

A: I'm not finding a good group medical insurance scheme man. None of them meet my expectations.
Me: oh ok..
A: What have you opted?
Me: The one that our company provides.
A: oh is it good?
Me:  I felt so.
After sometime....
Me: I think you can go for the one that I've opted. It had proved to be beneficial to a lot of people I know.
A: (In a louder tone) It's OK man. I don't want anything to happen to me or my parents.
Me: (to myself) Yeah and we all want one or the other illness at home.


S: Fasting for a day with drinking a lot of water removes toxins from your body.
Me: Yeah I've heard that. Hard to practice though.
S: Yes it is. Or you can have only fruits and lots of water. This you should do for three days. If you aren't eating anything, then doing it for a day is enough.
A: Hmm what if I eat too much of fruits? (In a debating tone) I'll eat them more often. I'll eat them a lot throughout the day. Then?
S: Doesn't help.
A: Then? what's the use of fasting then! I won't do it. Won't help. (in a tone of victory of defeating S for god-knowing-reason).
Me: (to myself) F**k. it's you who are going to eat or not eat and you are going to decide if you want to fast or not fast. Nobody here gets your point.

Two days later..

A: I started fasting.
Us: Hmmm
A: It's very hard.
S: I know
After sometime..
P: Hey guys we'll go out for lunch. My treat is pending. Where shall we go?
A: Barbeque Nation!
Me: You are fasting. Eating at Barbeque Nation would be a synonym for the antonym of fasting.
A: I booked slots already. We'll go at 12:30!


U: I don't eat pizzas. Have to reduce weight. Have gained.
Me: Hmm they contain a lot of fat I know.
A: he he.. It's ok. You are not a model!
Me: I don't get your point dude. Again.

Keep waiting. I'm sure lots of shit coming up which I'll keep posting.